Memang susah macarin cewek alim dan pemalu. Sudah lima tahun pacaran belum sempet nyolek-nyolek acan. Apalagi sun, huhhh boro-boro.
Kalau dibilang rugi sich tidak, karena pacaran sama do'i dapet gengsi gede.
Suatu hari Bo'im dapat ide seger. Buru-buru die langsung dateng kerumah
Do'i. Kebetulan didepan rumah ada Babenya.
Bo'im : Assalamu'alaikum Beh,..
Babeh : Wa'alaikum salam, eh... tumbenan nin?
Bo'im : Iya Beh, kebetulan lewat aye haus, mau minta minum boleh khan?
Babeh : Tentu boleh donk, Gi deh minta sama si Nyai.
Bo'im : Makasih Beh....
Langsung adza Bo'im ngeloyor ke dapur. Di dalem ketemu si Do'i.
Bo'im : Nyi bagi sun... dong.
Nyai : Nggak boleh atuh Kang, nanti di omelin Babeh...
Bo'im : Udah... Akang udang bilang sama Babeh.
lalu Bo'im teriak " Beh.... Nyai nggak ngasih nich...
Babeh sambil teriak juga " Nyai jangan pelit... kasih dong...."
Nyai : iya dech...., tapi pelan-pelan yach...
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