The Reasons Why You Should Never Listen To A Woman's Talk

Woman:
Do you drink Beer ?
 Man: Yes

Woman:
How many Beers a day ?
Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per Beer ?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking ?
Man:
About 20 years, I Suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 ? Correct ?
Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for Inflation, The past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000. correct ?
Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?

Man:
Do you drink Beer ?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari ?

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