Why You Should Give Your Wife A Dildo

Two old men were sitting in a steam room discussing their wives birthdays.

The first old man says, "I'm going to buy her a diamond necklace and a Jaguar.
If she doesn't like the necklace I'll give her the Jaguar."

The second man says, "That's a good idea. I'll buy my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo.
If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go screw herself."

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