The Mystery Behind Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees The Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf. " The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees The Big Bad Wolf again and this time he's crouched behind a bush.
"My, what big ears you have, Mr Wolf." once again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees The Big Bad Wolf again and this time he's crouched down
behind a rock. "My, what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Look kid, would you leave me the hell alone?! I'm trying to take a shit!

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