How To Sell A Bible

A preacher hires three boys to sell Bibles door to door, though he's hesitant about the third boy because he suffers from a severe speech impediment.
After the first week of work they all meet at the church. The preacher asks the boys, "How many Bibles did you sell?"
The first boy says, "5."
The second boy says, "7."
The boy with the speech impediment says, "I-I-I s-s-sold 342."
The preacher is amazed and asks the boy how he did it.
The boy says, "I-I-I t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-them, or I'd r-r-read it to t-t-them!"

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