New definition for S.O.S.

A   C-130 was lumbering along when a  cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show  off.

The fighter jock told the C-130  pilot, 'watch this!'
and promptly went into a barrel roll  followed by a steep climb..
He then finished with a sonic boom as  he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot  what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was  impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5  minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and  said:
'What did you think of  that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What  the heck did you do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood  up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a  leak,  then got a  cup of coffee and a cinnamon  roll.'

When you are young & foolish -  speed & flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older & smarter  -
comfort &  dull is not such a bad  thing!
Us older folks understand this one,  it's called…

 "S.O.S".  Slower, Older and  Smarter....

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