Hope You Understand

Hope u will laugh as i did.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction
A: A teabag.
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Qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good

B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.
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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand.
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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath, Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked 'Why '?
The animals told him......... ..'Your tail is in the front'

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