Banyak bicara sedikit bekerja
atau sedikit bicara banyak bekerja ??
the decision is yours ....
Misteri Kenapa Indonesia Tak Akan Pernah Bisa Maju... Terbongkar !!!
Banyak bicara sedikit bekerja
atau sedikit bicara banyak bekerja ??
the decision is yours ....
Rahasia Terlarang Sinterklas Indonesia
Santa Claus di Mall Central Park, biasa menyambut dan menyapa pengunjung tiba-tiba saja menghilang...
Seorang anak yang biasa ke Central Park setiap hari saat musim Natal, dengan segera bertanya pada satpam yang ada di dekat si sinterklas mangkal :
"Kemana si Santa Claus Pak ?"
Dijawab security : "Oh, lagi shalat ashar dulu."
Seorang anak yang biasa ke Central Park setiap hari saat musim Natal, dengan segera bertanya pada satpam yang ada di dekat si sinterklas mangkal :
"Kemana si Santa Claus Pak ?"
Dijawab security : "Oh, lagi shalat ashar dulu."
The World's Greatest Classified ads
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT
The Most Erotic's Secrets How To See Woman's Vagina In A Cruise Ship
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind???"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed !!!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday !!! "
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind???"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed !!!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday !!! "
The Nudist Secrets How To Exposed Your Genital In Public
While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach at Noosa.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
Gotta love older people !!!
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
Gotta love older people !!!
The World Biggest Kitchen's Secrets How To Cook A Turkey
Just In Time For Christmas – A Turkey Tip:
Cut a lemon in half and place under the skin of the turkey before roasting for a Christmas meal the family will still be talking about next year !
Have a SEXIEST Christmas EVER !!!
Merry Christmas to You ALL !!!
Cut a lemon in half and place under the skin of the turkey before roasting for a Christmas meal the family will still be talking about next year !
Have a SEXIEST Christmas EVER !!!
Merry Christmas to You ALL !!!
The World's Biggest Secret How To Enjoy Life After 50
PERKS
OF BEING OVER 50
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
- No one expects you to run anywhere.
- People call at 9pm and ask 'Did I wake you?'
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.
- You can eat supper at 4pm.
- You can live without sex but not your glasses.
- You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who
walks into the room.
- You sing along with the music in lifts.
- Your eyes won't get much worse.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
national weather forecast.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
can't remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
manageable size.
- You can't remember who sent you this list.
- And you notice these are all in 'big print' for your convenience.
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