She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice you! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex and I don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty."
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