Teacher: The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive the children.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
I break for imaginary objects
What do you call a used tampon floating in a river?
A blood vessel.
Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
They have shaky hands!
What's the difference between sin and shame? It is a sin to put it in,
but it's a shame to pull it out.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One ...
Men will screw anything.
Money can't buy you love, but it sure makes shopping fun!
Wrestlers don't like to be put on hold.
My electrician usually worries about current events.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish it will die!
What do you call skunks having oral sex?
Odor eaters!
What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?
Sparky!
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
"You know, we do taste like chicken!"
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