The first girl has a complete makeover - new hairstyle, facial, manicure, new dress, the whole nine yards. "It's to please you," she explains,
"because I love you so much."
The second girl buys the man a new set of golf clubs.
"It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."
The third girl invests the money in the stock market, doubles it, reinvests it again, doubles it and hands the man $2000 in fresh $50 bills. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."
The man thinks hard about how each girlfriend has managed the cash
- and then he marries the one with the biggest breasts.
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